$5 harry has eaten grass before
people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out
- "I think you’re made of stronger stuff than you think"
- "I’m only picking this up to tell you not to call."
- "You’re not that girl. Trust me, I’ve seen enough of them to know."
- "Don’t let me stop you. I’ll wait."
- "Is it what you expected?
- "You know how they say drugs mess up your brain? Well, I’m thinking they were right."
- "I’m not a nice person."
- "Tell me something you’ve never told anyone before."
- "I’m sure the neighbors love your white trash music. Thanks for playing it loud enough for them to hear it."
- "I don’t need you to save me from myself.”
- "I don’t want to die in a hospital."
- "I didn’t realize you were actually human. As in, with actual emotions."
- "You’re a pretty good brother."
- "You don’t have to entertain me. It’s enough to get out of the house."
- "Kissing in front of the loveless is an act of cruelty."
- "God, your hands are shaking."
- "I’ll come find you. I promise I’ll come find you."
- "Are you not eating again?"